We’ll find $500+ of wasted ad spend in your account, or your $49 back.
We review your Google and Meta ad accounts, show what changed, where spend is being wasted, and what needs fixing. No sales pitch. No account takeover. Just the facts.
$500+ found or your $49 back · Read-only access · Delivered in 48 hours
We look, we don’t touch.
You grant view-only access. We can see the account, not edit it. Nothing in your setup changes.
Nothing to sell you after.
We don’t offer ad management, so there’s no pitch at the end. Just the report and the facts.
A plain-English report.
Within 48 hours you get the main issues, what’s being wasted, and exactly what to fix first.
Three steps. Nothing to install.
You never hand over control of your account, and your current agency never has to know.
Grant read-only access
Add us as a viewer on your Google Ads and Meta accounts. It takes ninety seconds, we can’t change a thing, and if you can’t do it yourself, that’s the first finding in your report.
We read the paper trail
We pull your full change history, spend, structure and creative, then check it against the same standards a good agency holds itself to. A human reviews every finding before it ships.
You get the receipts
A plain-English report in 48 hours: what’s being done well, what’s being neglected, and exactly how much it’s costing you. Yours to keep, forward, or act on.
Your agency reports on itself. We don’t.
Monthly reports are written by the people being graded. An audit only means something when the person writing it has nothing to gain.
Your agency’s monthly report
- Written by the team you’re paying
- Leads with the metrics that look good
- Quietly skips the account’s dead corners
- Never mentions the hours actually worked
- Ends with a reason to keep spending
Your Ad Audit report
- Written by someone with no account to win
- Leads with the facts, good and bad
- Names every neglected setting and wasted dollar
- Shows the real change history, timestamped
- Ends with what to do, not what to buy
Every finding traces to a fact in your account.
No opinions, no guesswork, no benchmarks we can’t show you. If it’s in the report, it’s in your account history.
- 01Change history & activity. When the account was last meaningfully touched, and by a person or a script.
- 02Wasted spend. Budget going to junk search terms and missing negative keywords, costed per month.
- 03Structure & settings. Campaign setup, bid strategies, and the default settings quietly draining budget.
- 04Ad & asset health. How long since new ads ran, and whether your creative has gone stale.
- 05Tracking integrity. Whether your conversions are counted correctly, double-counted, or broken.
- 01Creative refresh rate. How often new ads go live, pulled straight from the public ad library.
- 02Audience & targeting. Overlap, stale lookalikes, and budget spent talking to the same people twice.
- 03Account & pixel setup. Whether the plumbing that feeds Meta’s AI is actually connected.
- 04Delivery & waste. Where the budget really lands, including placements quietly burning spend.
- 05Structure vs. automation. Whether the account is built to feed Meta’s tools or fight them.
The only audit written by someone who doesn’t want your account.
Most “free audits” are a sales call in a PDF. The people offering them want to run your ads, so the report is built to make you switch to them. We sell one thing: the truth about your account. We don’t take on ad management, so there’s no job for us to win by scaring you. What you do with the report is entirely your call.
— That independence is the whole product. It’s why the facts hold up.
A report you can actually read.
No forty-page dashboard dump. A clear document that opens with the verdict, backs it with your own account data, and tells you what to do next.
Sample findings
- Your account has had one human change in 71 days. The rest were automated recommendations applied without review.
- $2,310 a month is going to search terms with no relevance to your business, against an empty negative-keyword list.
- No new ads have launched in either account this quarter. Your Meta creative was last refreshed in the previous financial year.
- Conversion tracking is counting the same lead twice, so the results in your monthly report are overstated.
What you actually get.
A sample from a real audit, anonymised. Every panel is built from the account’s own data, not a template.
$2,310 a month is going to waste, the account hasn’t had a meaningful human change in 71 days, and conversion tracking is counting the same lead twice.
- Add the account-level negative keyword list to stop the junk spend.
- Fix the double-counted conversion so the numbers can be trusted.
- Refresh the Meta creative, unchanged since last financial year.
What clients say.
Every review here is from a real audit client, shown by initial and industry only. They’d rather their competitors didn’t know where their new edge came from.
“Our window furnishings business was wasting a ton of cash on inefficient Google Ads. This didn’t just save us money on ad spend, it increased our sales exponentially. Money well spent.”
“This guy really knows his stuff. He went through our account and found a lot of opportunities we’d been missing.”
“He audited our account and found thousands of dollars in wasted spend we had no idea about.”
“We put his ideas straight to work and generated a lot more bookings. Highly recommended.”
Real reviews, names and companies withheld by request.
A second opinion, for people who actually run ads.
This is for you if
- You spend at least $1,000 a month on Google or Meta ads.
- You pay an agency or freelancer and aren’t sure what’s actually being done.
- Your reports look positive, but the sales or leads don’t match the story.
- You want a second opinion before increasing spend, switching agency, or cutting budget.
This is not for you if
- You don’t currently run ads.
- You want someone to take over managing your accounts.
- You’re looking for a full strategy rebuild.
One flat fee. No retainer, ever.
Priced against what you’re already spending. If you’re paying an agency a few thousand a month, one audit tells you whether it’s worth it.
The Snapshot
A quick read on your Meta ads, pulled from public data. No access needed.
- Creative volume & refresh rate
- What your agency is running now
- Two-page summary
The Audit
The full forensic review of your Google and Meta accounts, human-checked.
- Full change history & activity log
- Wasted spend, costed per month
- Every check on both platforms
- Plain-English report in 48 hours
- Money-back guarantee
$500+ found or your $49 back, guaranteed.
After checkout: a 2-minute guide to granting read-only access. We can’t touch or change anything.
The Audit + Walkthrough
The full audit, plus a live call where we walk you through every finding.
- Everything in The Audit
- 45-minute call, screen shared
- Your questions answered live
- A prioritised action list
BACK
If we don’t find you at least $500 in wasted spend, your $49 back.
We’re confident because we almost always find far more. If your account is genuinely in good shape, we’ll tell you so and refund your $49 in full. Either way, you get an honest answer.
How is it this cheap?
You’re not paying for a report. You’re paying for the judgement that reads it. Every audit is run against twenty years of hands-on experience in the Google and Meta ad platforms, across thousands of accounts. A consultant with this background bills hundreds an hour. You get that judgement applied to your account for a flat $49, once. We keep it low on purpose, so you have no reason not to find out.
Set against what a misfiring account wastes in a single month, $49 is a no-brainer. It’s the cheapest money you’ll put into your ads all year.
The questions everyone asks first.
Do I have to give you control of my account?
No. You add us as a read-only viewer, which lets us look but change nothing. You can remove our access the moment the audit is delivered, and your current agency keeps full control the entire time.
Will my agency know I did this?
Not unless you tell them. Read-only viewer access doesn’t notify anyone, and the report is yours alone. Plenty of clients use it quietly, then decide what to do next.
How do you know how much time my agency spent?
We don’t guess. Google and Meta record every change to your account with a timestamp and whether a person or a script made it. We simply show you that record. You draw your own conclusions.
What if my agency is actually good?
Then the report will say so, in plain terms, and you can stop second-guessing them with real evidence in hand. A clean audit is worth $49 too. And if we can’t find far more than that, you get your money back.
Do you want to run my ads instead?
No. We don’t offer ad management at all. That’s the point: with no account to win, we’ve got no reason to make your current setup look worse than it is.
What access do you need exactly?
Read-only viewer access to your Google Ads and Meta accounts. We can see everything we need to review, and we can change nothing.
Can I remove access after the audit?
Yes, any time, and we recommend doing so the moment your report lands. It takes a few seconds and nothing in the report depends on us keeping access.
Do you download or store my customer data?
No. We review account structure, settings, spend and change history. We don’t export, download or keep your customer lists or personal data. See our privacy policy for the detail.
Will you contact my agency?
Never. The audit is between you and us. Read-only access doesn’t notify anyone, and we don’t reach out to your agency or provider for any reason.
What happens after I pay?
You get simple instructions to grant read-only access, we review both accounts, and your plain-English report lands within 48 hours. Then you remove our access. That’s it.
What if I only run Google Ads, or only Meta?
That’s fine. We audit whichever accounts you have. If you only run one platform, the audit focuses there, at the same flat price.
Find out what you’re really paying for.
Forty-eight hours from now, you could know exactly what’s happening in your ad accounts. And if we don’t find $500+ of wasted spend, you get your $49 back.